Things not to do when drunk

For the record, when attempting to lift weights drunk... check the weight you're attempting to lift.
-Logic would clearly suggest that for someone who weighs in at a measly 62kg, attempting to bench press a 50kg barbell is not going to work out.
Come to think of it, I'm surprised I could even move it off the stand!

So that's my little pearl of wisdom for the day.

Promise I'll write something a little more substantial later, so if you can be bothered doing so feel free to check back in later at some non-specific chronological point in the not to distant future.